Shoutout to my dad for wanting my mom to have an abortion.
Shoutout to my mom for telling him fuck you I’ll be her dad too.
be wild and free!!! Just be chill and be like, “want my number?” or even better ask him out to coffee or something!!
Well when we went out the other night I asked him to go to a Mets game with me because he’s apparently a fan and I got connections lol.
He seemed really eager.
understandable but I asked nate out and he was like UH DUNNO BYE but i turned on the flirting charm and I forced him to exchange numbers and look at us now!!
I may wait it out a few more days. I see him again Tuesday so I guess I’ll see then.
Literally the only time guys ever talk to me is when they see me playing my 3DS and make fun of me. Then I ask what consoles they play and we exchange gamertags and I school their fucking asses.
1. YOU GO QURL 2. omg uHM ACT NATURAL????? 3. who is this man. i need name, height, address, hobbies, social security number, intentions, etc. we’ll see if he earns the gizmo seal of approval. 4. you go qurl
I LITERALLY ONLY KNOW THAT HIS NAME IS JONATHAN AND THAT HE’S THE CUTE GUY FROM MY JOB. THAT’S IT LOL.
thnx bby I’m so proud of myself.
Oh God I made out with my coworker that I mentioned previously last night and I have to see him today. I’ve never had relations with a coworker WHAT DO I DO? We were both completely hammered too.
My only day off this week consisted of me playing Animal Crossing for 12 straight hours.
My friend visited me and gave me a whole bunch of starter stuff to decorate my house. So far I’ve caught 32 types of fish and some bugs and wow yeah.
I also have my house built (I started last night) and it’s first build is fully paid off and I also just fully paid off the fountain project which was almost 100k bells.
I am an adult.
Also my friend code is 1521 - 2655 - 1770
Peter Jackson basically took a huge shit on Dominic Monaghan by casting his ex in The Hobbit.